Start The dating bases

The dating bases

Third base is oral and a home run is well, doing the deed.

Essentially, between second and third…we’ve reached the genitals. Actually, shit, amendment to First Base as well…look for cold sores. So, before you go doing, whatever it is you think you’re going to do down there…have a look around.

Just like you did when you were a little kid, and you’d bust out a flashlight under the covers and open a book.

"It helps to focus on having fun throughout, instead of doing what it takes to reach the 'goal' of orgasm.

Second base is all hands with the guy making his way up the girl's shirt.

Just for the record, I don’t know if I’ve ever been completely taught what the “bases” are, but let’s give it a shot. So you know how in baseball, before you steal a base, you take a good solid lead-off?

Figure if anything, we can sort it out together as we move along. Now depending on how far into this we get, I think this is like kissing. Not that I’m saying you’re going to rape the girl at 3rd base, but, this is just more like an intermediary bridge between second and third.

Talking about fifth base when there's really only four bases reminds me of the expression Up To Eleven.